Of congested bus rides, peanuts and farts

This was the condition of my travel back to bangalore from my hometown. A two hour "concentration camp" kind of experience which i undergo two times a month. The aptly titled "Air Bus" (Not to be mistaken with an Airbus) fetching three times it's capacity and with a travel time of two hours is definitely an out of the world experience, a few amenities which are rendered unasked are

• A "strong" fart every 2 minutes (Fart shelf life is atleast one and half minutes)
• Bus conductor Massage (A unique service where his ass cheek uses your shoulder as a lean on --ofcourse your shoulder gets a toilet paper kind of feeling)
• Arm-pit fragrance (But hey Axeland is just a spray away!)
• Peanuts to munch on (costs only 50 paisa with an additional bonus of upto and not limted to 5 farts)
• The pleasure of travelling on well maintained roads of karnataka. (I hear a faint "Are you kidding" from the legislative council)

Here's a clinton joke to munch on while i go and search for my deo

According to an online survey by "Men’s Fitness” magazine, if American women could sleep with one politician, it would be Bill Clinton. Thirty-four percent of American women say they would like to go to bed with Bill Clinton. The other 66% percent already have.

JuiceMeUp.