There are two kinds of people residing at my apartment. First Kind: Fat people Second Kind: Me I seriously wonder as to how these people put on weight, and successful they are at putting loads of layers of fat everyday! Health surveys points out that "you tend to put on weight if you're under undue stress". Heck, i am always stressed out, if i am not my manager takes it as a personal challenge to stress me out, coming to my earlier point if the health survey is right why am i not putting on weight? Or did those survey experts got drunk midway during the survey and instead of SEX they input STRESS? Hmmmm. The other day i was chilling out in the public swimming pool at the apartment reading a novel, this fat kid jumps into the water and the next thing i notice is this killer wave coming at me. Okay time for some drink to beat the heat, Regular coke for me and diet coke for this fat kid. JuiceMeUp.