Today is a historic day, Opal Mehta has moved the court to ban a newly published book in his name and has also asked punitive damages in the amount of Harvard Education's tuition costs. Being the citizen reporter (which i am not) i paid a crispy 10 buck note as a bribe to the judge to get insider information (This, my friends, is what i call "I paid my debt to the society"). The complaint talks about these issues: Opal Mehta is not fictitious character, but a real person and no one can plagiarize his name. He's never been kissed! Never set foot in the wild, but always wanted to, now too scared that Dick Cheney might mistake him for a duck. He already has a life, doesnt want to get another one cause credit card expenses will shoot up. Where's my Royalty dues? Hmmmm. Now let me finish scripting the last few pages my highly plagiarised book titled "How K****a Got Admitted (Harvard), Got Fame and Got Screwed" This book is my short cut to HBS and not my GMAT score or Essays. Wish me luck. Disclaimer: All remarks, names, commas, periods, apostrophes, alphabets above mentioned are fictitious and does not resemble any person living or dead, if any resemblance found it's purely unintended and coincidental.