Its 10PM EST, I’m still at my office, finishing off the final stages of department’s Sarbanes audit readiness, lotsa questions running in my mind, foremost of all is

2 MBA OR NOT 2 MBA

Hmmm tough question, today I found that I suck at quadratic equations; this knowledge effectively helped me in putting off GMAT test by another two months i.e. December 2006 (Hopes of applying in Round 1 quashed)

Math is really causing nervous disorders and I am really pondering whether I should just chuck this whole MBA plan and live peacefully, this is another tough question to answer. Ultimately I have to make choices. Let me look at the advantages of being an MBA and not being an MBA and make an informed decision.

The advantages of JuiceMeUp – The MBA

1. Worldwide Acclaim through news broadcasts and Newspapers as the oldest MBA at age 79 from top school (reapplied since age 28) Note: This will be 2nd page news as the front page news would be dedicated to a lady giving birth at age 81.

2. Likely exposure to people who would figure in the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

3. Club Memberships and Alumni lists

4. Anna Nicole Smith

5. Whitehouse Black tie events

6. My Ancestors toasting an “Our boy finally made it, finally stricken off from family black sheep category” and getting juiced up in heaven or hell depending on who is where.

The disadvantages of JuiceMeUp – Not an MBA

1. Always need to bask in the glory of Bill Gates (e.g. Hey you know Bill Gates is a drop out, so an MBA really doesn’t matter”, for which I would get a rebuttal like this; “hey you know Bill Gates has $50 billion, what you have?”

2. Would still suffer from Math fear.

3. No Anna Nicole Smith and No Black tie events

4. Likely exposure to Forbes top 10 “duh’s” of the world

5. Beneficiary of ancestral curses for not taking charge of my life and moving it in the right decision.


Hmmm I have to weigh the pros and cons and reach an informed decision.

Credits:
My company for providing free internet bandwidth
William Shakespeare
Senator Oxley
Math
B Schools
Anna Nicole Smith
Mr. President
Bill Gates
Forbes.com
My Ancestors