What i've been doing these days??

To answer the above, either i can write about it or say it (as my fellow wharton intake 07 aspirant calls it) through pics. lemme try the latter.




























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JuiceMeUp's nightmares when juiced up:

• Getting hit by two GBU 27 laser guided bombs (the second one thrown in for good measure by juicemeup's manager)
• Doing a bungee jump into an active volcano to light up a cigarette
• Solving 32+16*7(3+5)/4=
• Pay a visit to Alcoholics Anonymous
• Getting a "Cold Shoulder" from the manager during summer
• Being forced to watch "Brokeback Mountain" as part of cultural awareness program
• Getting Jiggy with Bea Arthur
• Getting a ding letter from a bottom tier B school stating that i've raised their gmat score average by submitting a 500 score with my application.
  

Naukri goof-up Part II

Most of you would have read my previous post about this jobsite Naukri.com, I just found a mail from them in my inbox. Here is the excerpt

From:	"Naukri.com"
To:
Subject:	what is your career goal?
Date:	Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:05:02 IST

I really wonder wots wrong with these recruiters, firstly they send me a cook position, now they say: What is your career goal?

I say you already have my resume and you know about my career goal, and i only get cook positions from you.

I am going to achieve my career goal by first deleting my resume from this jobsite and spamming their mails.

I am not in the mood to study Quant or take gmat prep tests. (Look under my LINKS section for some serious MBA related and GMAT related stuff posted by fellow bloggers.) Infact after noticing "how slow" i am with my mba preps FEMA has asked me to join their organisation in some senior management role.

I am in the mood for FUTBOL and i test positive for margaritas and tequilas before every match.

Naukri.com you suck, you have my resume, you know i'm into US Mortgage Industry, you know that i transition processes, you know that i'm into Sarbanes Oxley, you know that i don't want to re-locate to dubai, you know a lot of things about me, you know of my career aspirations.......... Darn you for sending me a requirement for a North indian cuisine Cook position in dubai for applying.

Naukri you suck, your job filters suck!!!!

Finally I watched the longtime recommended Quentin Tarantino movie "pulp fiction", and i am so confused by the whole story, what's quentin tryin to tell the audience?? There's Jules and then there's Vincent, and then there's Butch, and then there's Marcellus, and then there's Mr. Wolf and then there's Uma Thurman.........the cast is huge.

Jules gets a religion after hitting 3 kids, Vincent dies at the hands of Butch, Marcellus wants to screw the life out of Butch cause he didnt go in the fifth round -- only to be screwed by a cop, cop gets his balls busted.

Jimmy i didn't understand your movie but i sure liked the goriness of your fourth movie.

Took a short gmat prep test, no remarkable progress, my score rose 9% from the previous test, now it stands at 48% correct and 52% incorrect. hehehe

Most of the correct answers belong to verbal section, do i suffer from williams syndrome???

Wonder who invented math?

JuiceMeUp Escape velocity from Math is at all time high of 4 miles per second.