I've been selected to do a clean-up of cola branding in India after all this mess created lately. In a strategic move Depsi and Poke both have appointed me to uplift the cola brands and create awareness...Aamir take a backseat now, cause the king of branding gonna rock. My directive from these companies is that "do something, our bottoms are hurting (oops, sorry, i meant bottomline)". for filing purposes i'll refer this directive issued to me as "Management directive 6"

As any sane branding guru would do, i did the same....that is forget the task at hand and get drunk.

After a lot of procrastinating i finally branded these products in such a way that public awareness + bottom line were taken care of.

Here is the new face of the cola brands depsi and poke-a-cola.

Depsicide -- The genocide of the billion
Choke-a -cola -- Dimaak thand kar dega.

Disclaimer: All brands mentioned above are purely fictional, even if they exist (which i'm not sure about, as... you're right I'm in a drunk state of mind) they are co-incidental.