As usual i was relishing another boring day at office by keeping myself busy with all the swatting of flies....bang! a smiling mascot from HR approaches my neighbor. It turns out that he was spreading awareness about fire safety at office at a individualistic level. When asked about this he quipped that a one on one interaction is better than making an announcement while dealing with these issues...he also remarked that i wait for my turn to pose questions to him. After some time he approached me with the same smiling look...which met with my stare...after much pleasantries, he posed a question to me?

Fake Smile HR Rep: What is the purpose of the fire exit signs found on this floor?

Me: Well, it just helps us show the way out when we get fired!

Sensex is skyrocketing and my career is plummeting....