Most of you people either heard or used this online networking site called "Orkut" named after google's turkish employee and founder of the networking site. (Boy! Google has a way with retaining employees). Orkut is a place where you want to keep in touch with friends and acquaintances, whom you had discarded earlier for a lot of reasons. Also orkut is a place where you flirt with unknown human entities. Also orkut is a place where a lot of dumb douchebags express their feelings about themselves and in that process ridicule themselves. Not getting my point? Check the below "about me" example which i found on a real orkut profile.
about me: Too dazed at times,come off as ignorant and arrogant but gimme a break!!!!!!!!
Now you see wot i'm talking about?
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
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I have this question running in my mind for a long time, Do insects have brains?
I was sitting at this coffee day outlet and saw the above insect killer at work, killing flies and anything which goes nearby (it almost tried to kill me when i stood next to it). Thats when the question popped to me, i was sitting there and looking at all those flies taking the plunge. When you know it's gonna kill you, why go near it, are the flies dumb?
Thats when i realised that cigarettes and booze also kills us humans, and we are no smarter from the fly which died just now.
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
We just set our clocks a few days ago, officially to 2007. Lets see how the year 2006 fared.
January -
In international news Russia cuts natural gas supply to Ukraine over the dispute that Ukraine was not able to spell "Moscow" grammatically correct.
President Bush is diagnosed with Oil addiction and is sent to Iraq Rehab center for treatment. Hearing that President Bush is out of the white house, Dow Jones posts an all time high.
February -
In sports news, Bode Miller wins all medals at the Winter Olympics and passes out.
Osama buys the 1 billionth song from iTunes. While in US to buy the song, he also checks out local pizza hut to see if he will get the pizza free if it's delivered to his cave 30 mins late.
In other news, London reports the largest cash robbery in Uk with atleast 53 million pounds being stolen, George Clooney and his team are nabbed and questioned.
In March.......
Dick Cheney makes it legal to shoot lawyers in the face. In other related news Law colleges across nation report zero attendance.
Brokeback Mountain...is tipped as a forerunner to the Oscars, when asked what the movie was about, Director Ang Lee, quote "it's a movie about how men can live without women". This rubs the wrong shoulders of Oscars selection committee and crashes at the Oscars. Ang lee unperturbed, goes on with his life proving how he can live without women gets married to Jake Gyllenhal
In other news, 500,000 people throng to streets in L.A protesting over a proposed federal crackdown of illegal immigrants, only to be captured and sent back to their home countries by the waiting feds.
Slobodan Milosevic is tried for war crimes and subsequently transferred to Pluto.
April -
Iran buys poultry from russia, and hatches uranium eggs. President Bush says he is not too happy with the development and orders Dick Cheney to shoot at sight any uranium egg laying poultry.
May -
George Micheal and Elton John are nabbed by the Moscow police, they are later shifted to minimum security "all women prison" and held there for a week.
June -
Dick Cheney mistakes Al Qaeda leader Al Zarqawi to a duck and shoots him in the face.
July -
Italy emerges winner of FIFA Worldcup after headbutting France. Dick Cheney calls this incident as "most violent and evil".
President Bush is reported to have made no progress over oil addiction by his rehab officials.
Speaking of terror, in August
British Airport officials ban all liquids carried in person at the airport, including but not limited to Blood and Urine. President Bush calls this preposterous and not good for his oil pressure in his body.
September -
In sports news, Andre Agassi retires to have sex with Steffi Graf. In related news Michael Schumacher also retires to have sex with Steffi.
Solar system gives birth to Eris.
Republican representative Mark Foley resigns after it is found that he exchanged explicit emails with Michael Jackson and Osama.
October -
Dow Jones Industrial Average reports an all time high after rumors that President Bush has extended his stay at the oil de-addiction center.
In related news, North Korea fires nuclear missiles at Dow Jones and for a good measure at Nasdaq also.
Google buys Bill Gates
November -
Osama becomes the first customer to buy Playstation 3.
December -
An oil pipeline explodes in Nigeria, severely wounding President Bush.
Dick Cheney mistakes Saddam for a duck.
Happy New Year!
Disclaimer: All persons and names mentioned are fictitious and any resemblance is purely co-incidental and unintended.
January -
In international news Russia cuts natural gas supply to Ukraine over the dispute that Ukraine was not able to spell "Moscow" grammatically correct.
President Bush is diagnosed with Oil addiction and is sent to Iraq Rehab center for treatment. Hearing that President Bush is out of the white house, Dow Jones posts an all time high.
February -
In sports news, Bode Miller wins all medals at the Winter Olympics and passes out.
Osama buys the 1 billionth song from iTunes. While in US to buy the song, he also checks out local pizza hut to see if he will get the pizza free if it's delivered to his cave 30 mins late.
In other news, London reports the largest cash robbery in Uk with atleast 53 million pounds being stolen, George Clooney and his team are nabbed and questioned.
In March.......
Dick Cheney makes it legal to shoot lawyers in the face. In other related news Law colleges across nation report zero attendance.
Brokeback Mountain...is tipped as a forerunner to the Oscars, when asked what the movie was about, Director Ang Lee, quote "it's a movie about how men can live without women". This rubs the wrong shoulders of Oscars selection committee and crashes at the Oscars. Ang lee unperturbed, goes on with his life proving how he can live without women gets married to Jake Gyllenhal
In other news, 500,000 people throng to streets in L.A protesting over a proposed federal crackdown of illegal immigrants, only to be captured and sent back to their home countries by the waiting feds.
Slobodan Milosevic is tried for war crimes and subsequently transferred to Pluto.
April -
Iran buys poultry from russia, and hatches uranium eggs. President Bush says he is not too happy with the development and orders Dick Cheney to shoot at sight any uranium egg laying poultry.
May -
George Micheal and Elton John are nabbed by the Moscow police, they are later shifted to minimum security "all women prison" and held there for a week.
June -
Dick Cheney mistakes Al Qaeda leader Al Zarqawi to a duck and shoots him in the face.
July -
Italy emerges winner of FIFA Worldcup after headbutting France. Dick Cheney calls this incident as "most violent and evil".
President Bush is reported to have made no progress over oil addiction by his rehab officials.
Speaking of terror, in August
British Airport officials ban all liquids carried in person at the airport, including but not limited to Blood and Urine. President Bush calls this preposterous and not good for his oil pressure in his body.
September -
In sports news, Andre Agassi retires to have sex with Steffi Graf. In related news Michael Schumacher also retires to have sex with Steffi.
Solar system gives birth to Eris.
Republican representative Mark Foley resigns after it is found that he exchanged explicit emails with Michael Jackson and Osama.
October -
Dow Jones Industrial Average reports an all time high after rumors that President Bush has extended his stay at the oil de-addiction center.
In related news, North Korea fires nuclear missiles at Dow Jones and for a good measure at Nasdaq also.
Google buys Bill Gates
November -
Osama becomes the first customer to buy Playstation 3.
December -
An oil pipeline explodes in Nigeria, severely wounding President Bush.
Dick Cheney mistakes Saddam for a duck.
Happy New Year!
Disclaimer: All persons and names mentioned are fictitious and any resemblance is purely co-incidental and unintended.
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