Come to think of it, Life's a business

We balance out our savings and debt under the head Assets and Liabilities every year.
We ask the govt for tax rebates every financial year.
A Merger happens when we get married, in some cases more than one merger happens.
All the new products we buy can be termed as acquisitions.
When a baby comes, we call it "growth".
When the credit card people come knocking on your doors, you know that your P&L statement has gone awry.
Sometimes Viagra acts as venture capital to boost business
You're bankrupt when your doctor tells you that you are infertile.
A Hostile takeover happens when you are bankrupt (Infertile).

Now you have to be a good CEO to manage the business of life and ensure that you don't go bankrupt.