Imagine we wake up one day and find our wives/girlfriends or both have adopted an IVR style kind of responses to our advances.

For hugging press 1
For kissing press 2
For nibbling the ear press 3
For sex please wait on the line or callback after sometime.

Its official now. Rediffmail has passed wot it takes to be called "Spam Mail". Seriously, My inbox sees so many jackpot winnings, even Danny Ocean and his gang goes "forget Andy Garcia's Bellagio vault, lets go for Juicemeup's inbox". To top it off i even get emails from widows to share their deceased husband's estate. Move over W Buffet and W Gates the top spot at forbes is me.

Just got off the phone talking to John Cusack which culminated with my visit to Samuel L. Jackson (who was still battling with the snakes on the plane).

They both agreed that they thought entering Room 1408 was the scariest thing they did but now this has overtaken as one of their worst fears come true.

SENSEX 17605.35. -1408.