Ah a fresh mail delivered right into my spam folder. The sender is Gruger Wibbler and subject is "Your length will amaze". I cannot access this mail as i'm restricted by our organization's security policy code 215 which states "Do not open mails in spam folder, and that goes specifically to you Juicemeup". My curiosity as to the contents of the mail reaches a new level and am left pondering over these questions.

1. What kinda first name is Gruger?
2. What kinda second name is Wibbler?
3. Who would name someone like that?
4. If i name my kid Gruger Wibbler would it border on child abuse?
5. Would my child hack me to death if i named Gruger Wibbler?
6. Should i have another beer?
7. Does my length amaze me?
8. What is my length?
9. Would my length amaze Jennifer Aniston?
10. Will these make it to Letterman's Top 10?