A few days ago, I took up one of those screwball tests that's available on the Internet and are continuously forwarded by numb nuts colleagues' via the office e-mail...wait am forgetting something here... hmmm...wot was that? (scratching my head furiously) yeah, now i remember - happy new year guys! Ok, wot was I saying now? right, I took up one of those longevity tests and as it turns out they ask a bunch of questions for which you need to choose an answer.  Lemme give you a sample of those questions.

1. How old are you?
2. Are you sure?
3. Are you really sure?
4. Can we see your birth certificate?
5. Are you in a relationship?
6. Is she hot?

Now this is where the question get weirder, it's a multiple choice and the choice are as follows:
a) Yes b) Maybe c) Absolutely d) Are you kidding? She would love that!

7. Is she in a open relationship?
8. Is she willing for a threesome?
9. Can I and a couple of friends join you guys for the weekend?

The questions got weirder and weirder and it made me think... Why are they asking so many questions about my partner when it's supposed to be along the lines of how much I drink and how much I smoke?

And why isn't there a choice which clearly says "NO" for questions 7 through 9?